Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
Get the Jonathon Atkinsonmug. Pronounced JON-uh-THON.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.
Can also refer to the training itself.
Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."
by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020
Get the jonathonmug. A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him
Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school
Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025
Get the Jonathonmug. A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
Get the posh jonathonmug. He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza
by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019
Get the Jonathonmug. he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.
by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019
Get the Jonathonmug. Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*
He's also gay ;)
He's also gay ;)
by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022
Get the Jonathonmug.