JONAS

The Disney Channel show that depicts a fake life of the uber-losers, The Jonas Brothers. Although semi-good looking, no amount of Disney "comedy" can save the trio from the obvious downfall that is about to occur anytime soon. The show is not funny, overdramatic, and really, really, REALLY lame.

Do not watch.
I can't believe Disney let me down like that. I will never watch JONAS again. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life.
by GGMM June 16, 2009
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JONAS

A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.
All the shows on Disney Channel are horrible now, including JONAS.
by pianokid54 August 04, 2010
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jonas

A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.
(Guy wipes out in the X-Games)

Judge: That fail ranked at about 22 jonases.
by B33R Train March 06, 2010
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A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.
Person 1: Hey what happened in 1917 again ?
Person 2: IDK ask Jonas
by COG_BlackMamba June 19, 2018
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Jona

Jona, is mostely understanding and the best listener. He is a really determined person, who always lost his self in his dreams. But he does everything to make his dreams come true. He takes care of his friends as if they were his family. If you have a Jona in your life you don’t have to worry about bad feelings and being sad, because he will always make you smiling. He is an introvert but everybody likes him because of his mysterious behavior.
Jona: Hi how are you?

Friend of Jona: Not that good, my my driving lesson was bad, I’m to dumb for everything

Jona: Don’t be so hard on your self. I practice that with you. We’ll get it sorted out.

The Friend of Jona got a bright smile.
by Ivy_y November 22, 2021
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Jona

Nickname for a boy named Jonathan although it does sound girlish.
Look!Finally Jona came back from that long trip in Mexico!
by O.Samantha Sanchez July 11, 2008
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Jona

Good looking guy
Sometimes lazy and isn't bothered to help
But overall perfect friend and is talented
by Jona. August 21, 2017
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