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Johnny sins

1: How did you fail no nut november?

2: Because of Johnny sins.
by Big cum machine 2000 November 4, 2021
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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.

The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"

" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny
by EvilCreampuff December 13, 2005
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Johnny Seward

The bass player for Avenged Sevenfold A7x Stage name is Johnny Christ. Hair color changes from time to time, but right now it's blonde. Beautiful brown eyes. Has left side of nose and both ears pierced once. Usually caught sticking his tongue out in some way in a lot of his photos.
That Johnny Seward can really belt out a bass line.
by Neil Drakkar August 22, 2006
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johnny potsmoker

the average everyday widwestern potsmoker.
johnny potsmoker 1: what do you want to do today?

johnny potsmoker 2: smoke pot.
by justified007 December 24, 2008
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Johnny Pasqualone

Johnny Pasqualone is hands down the hottest man to ever walk the earth! If you don’t know who he is, god bless your soul. Search him up on TikTok @johnny.pasqualone! He has these amazing blue eyes that will make you fall in love with him right away. And on top of that he’s the funniest person ever, he seems like the one person who will always make you smile no matter what. His smile is too pure that it could cut ur heart right in half. The girl he ends up loving will easily with bought a doubt win life!
Person 1: yo if you got to choose to simp for one person for the rest of your life who would it be?
Person 2: SIS YOU AINT READY FOR THIS CONVO, obviously it would be Johnny Pasqualone
by I’m a simp July 24, 2020
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johnny Lawrence

*you look up daddy in a dictionary* and a picture of Johnny Lawrence from the Netflix series cobra Kai comes up
by Skeleton_fag January 23, 2021
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Johnny Cade

The hottest character in S. E. Hinton's book The Outsiders. He is adorable, kind, sweet, and deserves a much better life.
Person 1: Wow Johnny Cade is so hot!

Person 2: I know right???
by booklvr20 May 31, 2021
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