johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.
jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive
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Get the johnned mug.The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.
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Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
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Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
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“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
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“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
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