Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

jobadoe

To hang one's mouth over a community bowl of dip such that anything(crumbs,spit,etc) that falls out of the mouth while taking a bite falls into the dip.

That guy just jobadoed that salsa and more of his chip ended up in the salsa bowl than his mouth.

by capnbluefin February 3, 2010

Jorid West

Usually from Nordic background. Sexy, sassy, witty and intelligent. Nice smelling hair and great titties. The life and soul of the party, and will party hard. Harder than Andrew WK even. People will try and fail to emulate the awesomeness of this beauty. She pretty much is the shit. Can also do tricks on request.

Man, another zinger Jorid West!

This party sucks, we need to Jorid West it up!

Jorid West would!

by AwesomeGirl4000 January 10, 2012

jobish

When someone has a job ... its not actually a real job.

She has a jobish ... but she doesn't like it.

by tben July 29, 2012

Jobi

Jobi a badass guy super cool funny and good at video games

Jobi is a badass

by Badass7374474747474747 February 23, 2019

blow jobizzle

The act of giving oral sex then allowing your partner to climax in your mouth and swallowing.

"I was so excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blow jobizzle last night although was highly disgusted when she wanted to kiss me afterwards."

by #YoloSwagBitchesMoneyNigga April 13, 2014

Jobite

A word created to allow use, in scrabble, of several low scoring letters when no other word can be played.

"Tony couldn't play any actual words so he decided to use jobite."

"Are you sure jobite isn't a word?"

by Mudddd November 13, 2006