Jizzle

Jism, or sperm

I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure

by Rich August 21, 2003

Jizzle Pony

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.

that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony

by 84750-23894 August 26, 2005

oh bee jizzle snaps

a funnier version of the word omg!

oh bee jizzle snaps thats pimp yo!

by HomieGSkilletBiscuit July 5, 2009

B jizzle

A sexual activity in which the penis is stimulated by the partner's mouth. The act must be performed exclusively on the rapper Snoop Dogg.

I gave Snoop Dogg the best B jizzle of his life. We later smoked a joint and had some chicken and waffles.

by Megslynn October 23, 2010

jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.

Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross

by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007

Jizzle-biscuit

A term used as an insult, combining the secretion of sperm or "jizz" and an edible biscuit. No one wants to be either one of those things.

Casey you are such a jizzle-biscuit for stabbing me in the back with an energy sword as I was hijacking a banshee.

by action zaktion September 29, 2010

jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.

Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!

by ladyfembot July 19, 2011