jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003

Jizzational

Something that is so impressive it's just simply sensational, is jizzational.

Randomer 1: Dude, that really fit girl just gave me head, just like for no reason, she just went down on me, and like totally gave me head!
Randomer 2: aww sick, thats JIZZATIONAL

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010

Jizztastic

An inordinate amount of ejaculation/sperm/jizz. Usually applies to a man that has not 'spanked the monkey' or had sex in awhile. Generally used after oral sex, when a woman can accurately determine the amount of ejaculate she has swallowed.

Woman: Wow honey -- that was JIZZTASTIC!

Man: I've been saving up.

by THE Blonde Bombshell August 14, 2010

Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

jizztastic

Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.

Those muffins are so jizztastic.

by brennan JP August 8, 2010

jizztasticousity

the measure of how jizztastic anything is

dude the jizztasticousity of the girls at this party is so much higher than last weeks

by mama kass August 9, 2010

jizzstick

1) A person characterized by the properties of semen.
2) A stick on which one jizzes.

Pablo: Did you hear about Rodney? He is made of semen.
Chad: What a jizzstick.

by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011