Kneelow jism

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head

I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism

by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021

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Jism

The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021

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Jism

When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 23, 2019

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jism buddies

Friends with benefits

That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

by xemo March 13, 2022

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jism queen

A really hot woman, most favoured by voyeurs, in particular those who top the 'models list ' on popular porn sites.

It only took me two minutes to get there, thanks to the jism queen.

by funkbadger January 16, 2025

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tism jism

That which is sprayed over a keyboard when certain people read fan fiction of Sonic the Hedgehog being fucked by a choo choo train.

Guy 1: Why is this library computer keyboard so sticky!?

Guy 2: Check the search history...

Guy 1: The last thing searched was "Sonic and the Steam Engine IX."

Guy 2: Quick! Wash your hands-- that's tism jism!

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

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