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jimminies

When your getting your balls sucked n slobbered on and your about to reach climax but then she bites on your nuts and makes you cum on your self
Hey bro I heard you got head from shydnee last night

Yeah dog but it fucking sucked, she gave me god damn jimminies and I busted a nut on my chest

GOD DAMMIT SHYDNEE!!!
by neb n koor May 14, 2018
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Toothbrush Jamming

When a person's brushing their teeth and gets bored so he tries to make music out of the beats and rhythm of the brush noises .
Mom : Eldridge did you brush your teeth ?
Eldridge : Yeah Mom couldn't you hear me toothbrush jamming ?
by SiddyBoo October 10, 2015
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Peanut butter and jamming

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.
John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019
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io jamming

An attempt to divert attention away from a direct question by overloading a response with information (See information overload).
"I asked John if he accidentally rebooted the server and he responded by IO jamming for the next half hour about his hectic afternoon."

"My girlfriend asked me if I've been dating other chicks, so I just started IO jamming until she forgot what she asked me."
by treehead February 20, 2007
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culture jamming

An act of vandalism carried out by uneducated but highly indoctrinated activists, who act out from egregious misunderstandings of capitalism taught to them by college professors who dreamt up their ideology with the aid of hallucinogenics and other mind altering substances in the late 1960s.

It is also an act of increativity, since the culture jammer is freed from having to create something original of their own, and instead barnacles their messaging onto an existing work of art, mass media, or communication.
"Dude, my professor told me that if I spray paint Che Guevara on a McDonald's billboard that I'll be culture jamming Mickey Dee's capitalist signal so they won't be able to disaffect the disproportionate disparities of the disenfranchised with their concentration camp chicken, man."
by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014
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Ass Jamming

1.v. Of or pertaining to the act of anal sex
"Dude, I was totally ass jamming her last night..."
by McClarky February 1, 2009
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Cock Jamming

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.
Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.
by Will the Bastard July 10, 2009
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