Jiffy Lube

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.

1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."

by BrendoBot August 01, 2010

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Jiffy Popping

(Verb) The act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the anus in rapid succession.

John was constipated ,but after eating at Chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping.

by AWESOME PRO BEARD August 08, 2012

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Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.

You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.

by VC-MUNX May 12, 2011

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jiffy roll

The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter

I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices

by Gatorprimus6969 May 01, 2020

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Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

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