A Hand-Jibber is another way of saying Hand Job- the act of a women useingher hands to manipulate her male partner/ partners (partners see-"gang-bang", also see "typical sorority girl night out") penis in order to stimulate him/ them to climax. Levels of Hand-jibbers
Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.
Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.
Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.
*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.
Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.
Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.
*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Me-"Yo last night Maggy gave me the best level 3 Hand-Jibber"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
by Jekyllnhyde March 09, 2012
talking nonsense,
talkin crap u dont wanna hear,
sumone is driving you mad (kinks) so you tell her to stop with her jibber jabbering
talkin crap u dont wanna hear,
sumone is driving you mad (kinks) so you tell her to stop with her jibber jabbering
by Sam--Hanley October 06, 2008
a momentary uncontrollable shimmy-jig that occurs during or after an especially satisfying urination, often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences
by Bonedoggy March 15, 2004
When a girls takes two raw turkey thighs at room temperature and squeezes them on opposite sids of a penis while thrusting up and down.
by dmoneywestside January 25, 2016
A word that describes a person that is without knowledge of a given subject. Derived from the fattest boy alive, Cody Rogers.
by Sonny Campbell April 15, 2005
by SchruteFarms November 12, 2012
I could not understand that jibber-jabber.
by § July 18, 2004