A Hand-Jibber is another way of saying Hand Job- the act of a women useingher hands to manipulate her male partner/ partners (partners see-"gang-bang", also see "typical sorority girl night out") penis in order to stimulate him/ them to climax. Levels of Hand-jibbers
Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.
Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.
Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.
*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Level 1- She uses vice like kung-fu grip grabbing the penis and mashes her hand wildly and uncontrollable up and down.
Level 2- Using spit the girl adds lubrication to the shaft of the penis which allows for much greater pleasure while reducing friction.
Level 3- A girl constantly pulls spit from the back of her throat maintaining a slick working surface while she jerks off her man/ men, using both hands in concert.
*The level 3 Hand-Jibberis the closest thing to a real vagina mankind has come.
Me-"Yo last night Maggy gave me the best level 3 Hand-Jibber"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
Friend- "Good ole rub and tug huh?"
Me- "Shes a giver bro, I think it's love"
by Jekyllnhyde February 5, 2012
talking nonsense,
talkin crap u dont wanna hear,
sumone is driving you mad (kinks) so you tell her to stop with her jibber jabbering
talkin crap u dont wanna hear,
sumone is driving you mad (kinks) so you tell her to stop with her jibber jabbering
by Sam--Hanley August 11, 2008
a momentary uncontrollable shimmy-jig that occurs during or after an especially satisfying urination, often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences
by Bonedoggy March 15, 2004
When a girls takes two raw turkey thighs at room temperature and squeezes them on opposite sids of a penis while thrusting up and down.
by dmoneywestside November 19, 2015
A word that describes a person that is without knowledge of a given subject. Derived from the fattest boy alive, Cody Rogers.
"You call me that again I'll pee on you, jibber head"
by Sonny Campbell April 15, 2005
by SchruteFarms May 31, 2012
I could not understand that jibber-jabber.
by § July 19, 2004