Jewponing

Being an extreme couponer.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Jewponing."

by CaseyTheNinja January 1, 2012

Jeson

Jeson is a person, usually if not always male. He's a great person, absolute fucking G, gets all the bitches imaginable (men and women, and bro ain't even bisexual he's straight), strong, and fucking great at everything. If your not his friend and make fun of him its on site, your getting jumped in no time. The literal perfect human being. Everyone wants him in their life cause he's such a G.

Person 1: your becoming more like Jeson
Person 2: LEZ GOOOO!

by Shakethatasspeare February 1, 2023

Judy Jetson

Cartoon chick who was the daughter of George Jetson in the ingenious cartoon "the jetsons".

Judy Jetson seemed to be in love with a new guy in every episode.

by lunar shadows June 16, 2004

jesona

The best girl in all of the universe. She is the nicest girl ever.

I want to know a jesona

by JJest123 May 14, 2015

Jenson Button

Another name for one's asshole.

The Police warden found the bag of heroin inside the inmates Jenson Button.

by TheMightySpoon October 28, 2019

Jewmonster

1. a monster similiar to Godzilla but with the head of a jewish rabbi(if it was in a movie the head would look like a magazine cutout

"HOLY CRAP the jewmonster's tearing up northern england....lets get a taco"

by Judy Jetsonson December 3, 2007

Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.

Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009