family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

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family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

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spit jewels

To ejaculate, Preferably on the body of a female, and watch it glitter.

"The chick was so hot I had to pull it out and spit jewels on her stomach"

by urban dictionist March 21, 2007

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Very fun to be around! She is the life of the party. Horniest girl you will ever meet, her knees are very strong from always being on them, and her mouth can do a lot more than you think! She is such a bad bitch and is super funny. She may act innocent but she likes to get freaky and be cinky tightest girl I know thas fosho

Friend: Omg who gets you to bust 24/7?

Guy: Her name is jenessa

Friend: damn I think every guy needs a jenessa 💦

by Jaxxsonn September 16, 2018

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Jewssian

A Russian Jew. Someone who will bust out speaking Russian to their parents on the phone with no prior notification,this individual must also take Jewish jokes personally yet have a good hearted laugh in the end.

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by salfdhd March 12, 2010

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