A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.
Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
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can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation
"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"
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2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)
2.a male person in silly attire performing for the king's entertainment
3.people in "Jackass". (a show for the mentally insane)
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A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.
Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.
Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!
OR:
I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!
OR:
I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
Get the Text-jester mug.A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."
Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Literally, the entertainer of the King.
Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"
Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."
Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."
Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."
by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007
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