Jerking pixels

When you take a break from coding a game to eat some beef jerky that is so tough it could potentially break one of your teeth.

Ah man I was totally pumped for going to GDC but I was jerking pixels to hard and broke one of my teeth, now I look like a hillbilly :-(

by retrogamer4ever March 13, 2013

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

are you jerking me off?

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you

Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today

by Peanutlicker36 August 15, 2016

Jerking

A dance in Southern Cali, includes reject, jerking, pin drop, etc., also type of music, groups also; New Boys, Rangers, etc.,

We're gunna do a jerking video, and post it on youtube, rate, comment, suscribe

by Fataltolookat July 20, 2009

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016

Cloud-Jerking

The act of jerking off to memory rather than pornographic material.

Jared: man, ever since net neutrality was appealed, I've been Cloud-Jerking to children all day.
Bob: That's sick, as a responsible citizen, I will notify police of your actions.
Jared: Bro, I was just playing, I was jerking off to the illegal pornography on my laptop.
Bob: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*epilepsy*

by BlurryMcFlurry March 13, 2018

Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019