by ... June 8, 2004
Get the Jeepers Cripes mug.What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!
Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!
Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts
Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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by Telephony December 19, 2014
Get the Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? mug.A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.
A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.
Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.
Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!
OR:
I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!
OR:
I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
by Fdurdad January 12, 2010
Get the Text-jester mug.Most well rounded player in baseball. Plays up to his high salary, will sacrafice his body to make a play. (diving into the stands face first) Hits for contact and power. Modest as hell and a pleasure to watch.
Dude, I saw Derek Jeter walking down the street and Baltimore, he asked me if I was going to the game.
Did you get his autograph?
Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.
Did you get his autograph?
Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.
by Aaron S K April 28, 2006
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by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008
Get the Jeezer mug.To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" is cutoff by the "dumper" in every way, shape, or form.
Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.
Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.
He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.
by Marc J Cassata September 20, 2008
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