Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.
Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
by the_cursor November 16, 2006
Get the Jewish Christmas mug.Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
by hipsterjew March 15, 2010
Get the Jewish Mother Syndrome mug.A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)
by Ben L. June 11, 2004
Get the Jebus mug.A well-known PvPer on the Horde side of the US Draenor server on World of Warcraft. Widely known for his triumphs in World PvP on both factions. Also known, by some, as the King of Draenor. Some also recognize him as the most successful Trade troll on the server due to his witty remarks and tactful approach to players in the chat.
2. Trade:Jebuscow: Ohai!
2. Trade:Player 1: Look it's Jebuscow!
2. Trade:Player 2: All hail King of Draenor!
2. Trade:Jebuscow: NOU
2. Trade:Player 4: Ohai.
2. Trade:Player 1: Look it's Jebuscow!
2. Trade:Player 2: All hail King of Draenor!
2. Trade:Jebuscow: NOU
2. Trade:Player 4: Ohai.
by wowplayer2010 January 20, 2010
Get the Jebuscow mug.When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.
Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."
by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016
Get the Jewish Pope mug.“It has gotten out of hand” - Jebus
by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021
Get the Jebus mug.1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*
*see megabank
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
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