Jeb Bush

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Jeb Bushing

The act of being a tremendously low energy guy (or gal)

Bae can't get out of bed at a reasonable hour because she Jeb Bushing it.

by Lowenenergyguy January 4, 2019

Jeb End

(noun) Somewhat archaic British slang for the head of the penis, an alternative to the more popular "Bellend". Often used as an insult, particularly when used to describe someone whose behaviour is considered inappropriate.
Can also be shortened to "Jeb".

"Bilo, stop being such a jeb end for a second"
"Ow, my fucking jeb end!"

by Pete Tickle March 31, 2020

Jeb Bush

Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.

This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.

by MakeAmericaBushAgain January 26, 2017

Jeb sniff

Someone that has a really stinky jeb end and can be sniffed from a mile away.

Frank: *walks into bar*
Jacob: "Jesus Frank wash your cock you dirty jeb sniff"

by Polypus October 20, 2015

Jeb Bush

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

JEB END

This is the end of a penis, and used in name calling to a person who is a dick head.

Dave you are such a fucking jeb end.

by dk lil February 17, 2006