Jaxon

People with this name have small weiners and get no bitches.

Jaxon: Hi, I'm Jaxon
Person 2: Wow! I better leave before you ruin my social reputation.

by mumfr fumperdin December 9, 2022

Jaxon

A perverted freak, who in class won't care at all what the teacher is saying and will come over and touch you pussy and make it super awkward and you will be scared for the rest of your life.

"Oh my god... Please stop touching me jaxon!!!"
"No. I LOVE the feel of your SKIN!!!hahahahahaha!!!"

by Mrs. Sherbon May 12, 2018

Jaxon

A big ugly asshole not mutch to say.The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet.He pretends to like you just to know u like him and hell break you.

Hey did you hear jaxon told blank to kill herself but she still loves him.

by Loveisfakeaf January 31, 2020

Jaxon

Person that sucks at playing any drum, and thinks he is cool but he is not cool at all!!!!

Jaxon: Fist bump
Person: No your not cool

by Me. Yellow January 10, 2018

Jaxon

The name of someone who is always wrong, in any argument they may think they win but in reality Ellie won.

No wonder his name is Jaxon, he thinks Sodapop Curtis is gay.

by Jaxon is wrong January 19, 2021

Jaxon

One weird guy probably long hair not good with lady’s typicaly very ugly most look like surfer dudes

Jaxon that crusty guy

by Ryan kettery July 18, 2018

Jaxon

A guy who is gay af and likes fornite and he’s stupid af hahahaha hahahah

Payton: wow he’s very ugly and stupid
Kitanna: yeah his names jaxon

by Dank danker November 13, 2019