Denis, if you are reading this now, I just want you to know that it's OK to like her, and you should really ask her out. Your'e both small, skinny, and asian. It's a match made in heaven.
by AsiaWillRuleTheWorld May 13, 2019
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Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
JANICE: “I know what you’re thinking, yes he’s cute - but the reality is, he’ll take you out for sushi & rooftop cocktails, but will he call you back, no!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
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Wow look at that Jeniece she is enjoying her movie she do happy she might listen to Some Marvin’s room
by Ksbooth July 8, 2018
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Mathieu: Ohh your so pretty Janice.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.
Janice: Ohh what would you do with a Old women like myself.
Mathiew: I would put my treasure in your Treasure.
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Person 1: "God, Janice (Smosh) is absolutely disgusting!"
Person 2: "I know! I went to a party which she hosted, she tried to make out with me after chugging a can of baked beans!"
Random Person: "Janice (Smosh), do you shower?"
Janice (Smosh): "What's a shower?"
Person 2: "I know! I went to a party which she hosted, she tried to make out with me after chugging a can of baked beans!"
Random Person: "Janice (Smosh), do you shower?"
Janice (Smosh): "What's a shower?"
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“Oof, that’s too far Nichole, I think she’s depressed.”
“I know.”
“Oof, that’s too far Nichole, I think she’s depressed.”
“I know.”
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