Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

jim jammed

some one actin like a dick or just to get a laugh....................................were u put ur hands in to the praying position & hit it as hard as u can up some1s arse crack )(...go try it now :)

oi mate come here u need to be jim jammed first
shut up or i will J.J u hard

by boob95 August 26, 2009

space jammed

(v.) When one performs an epic series of movements to complete a mundane task.

Guy 1 performs a spinning jump to reach something off a high shelf.
Guy 2: "Oh man! He just space jammed!

by cooperdotmov December 9, 2010

bone-jammed

getting stoned. pot is bone-jam, being stoned is being bone-jammed.

dude, i'm way too bone-jammed to meet your parents.

by nuke choogler November 27, 2009

Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate

My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.

by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*

by Pussywigga February 1, 2019

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021