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Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018
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jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item
OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass
by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023
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Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female
Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni
by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019
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jakey

jakey is the best person/boyfriend you'll meet<3
Jakey is hot.
by fp;njgljojhg April 6, 2021
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Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.
“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”
by Truffle pig December 15, 2021
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Jakey

A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.
Jakey has a way with all the men
by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021
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