The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female

Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni

by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019

Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh

Jakey is wierd af.

by Alandog53 November 2, 2020

jakey

Pull a jakey means to do something stupid because jake is stupid and retarted

Yo BRO PULL A JAKEY

by Inside slang June 6, 2021

JAKEY

THE BEST <3

ME: GOD I LOVE JAKEY

by HALF EMPTY MAPLE SYRUP August 22, 2022

Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020