Jangalope

A type of rare monkey. Found mainly in the state of Arizona, but has migrated to Alabama (and the states in between) over the years. Will troll.

That jangalope is EPIC!

by Jangalope March 16, 2011

Jackopedia

Jacopedia is a disease in which one cannot stop jacking off ( the arm is always in the jacking off motion and the penis is always erect) Extremely common and may cause death

Jakob was diagnosed with jackopedia

by niggerfaggotproabortion August 20, 2016

jackaloon

Singular form of one type of crypto-currency used by pirates.

"I think we need to be on the same wi-fi network to transfer a jackaloon."
"Prepare to be boarded and hand over your jackaloons."

by thisisliterallyliteral May 6, 2021

jackalo

When you need a poo and ur holding it in and it’s on the verge of coming out that’s jackoling and it’s feels nice

Oh I’m jackoloing so bad right now this is the best jackalo ever

by Oliviayounh April 8, 2022

Jacoblopez

A guy who has major issues. He cries when he doesn't get his way. He throws tantrums and Kool aid when you make him mad. He thinks he's such a catch when he's actually one you should throw back. He is a leach and thief and the biggest liar you've ever met. He makes bad choices and is obsessed with sex. He thinks he's so good at shooting pool but he is actually just a major lame.

If you run into a Jacoblopez definitely beat him up or go the other direction... Fast.

by Paytonlisious40 February 18, 2023

Jackassperger's

An affliction presenting with many of the same symptoms as traditional Asperger’s, but with the obnoxious and asshole markers turned up to 11.

While Kyle is wicked smart and a bit socially awkward, he’s really kind of a douche at the same time. I’m pretty sure he suffers from Jackassperger's. Sadly, there is no cure and we’re going to have to put him down.

by NotJerzyDream February 28, 2024

A Jackalpterodactyl

These be people who swoop in and do some knavery and ill-indented chicanery. They bare reptilian thinking in that they are heavy about themselves no matter the harm and pull knivieing schemes. They are opportunistic, cunning, and will bare a bib and eat your baby if you don't watch out! Though it's more likely they will steal your baby and hock it for drugs. They also scare easily but will attempt to methods like blaming you, gaslighting, saying you owe them, start crying, use your sympathetic response, guilt trip, and bargain to name a few.

Dude 1: Clarence got some chicks coming over with him.
Dude 2: They better not be a Jackalpterodactyl among them.
Dude 3: You know everyone's gonna hawk eye the honeys anyway.
Dude 2: Yall see one let everyone know on the DL.

by Shadowrunner24 May 19, 2024