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Judas whore

A Judas whore is someone who only likes Jesus because they listen to Lady Gaga, and like her song Judas whore. Usually in chat rooms they'll put a cross in their name, and call
themselves Judas, Jesus, or something related to god. They usually use common/overused memes too, like "Ooo no he didn't" or "u mad". They have a tendency to be black, or conceited.
Person who will remain nameless: Omg no way. Darky is SUCH a Judas whore. Her xatspace song is even Judas. Pff. What a loser.
by gofuckyerselfkbye November 29, 2011
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judas priest

an expression used to replace jesus christ, commonly used by non-believers of christianity
JUDAS PRIEST! the blood from his nose is squirting like a sprinkler!

Judas Priest! there's greg getting anally raped in a spaceship by a couch made completely of ankles!!
by jason and marshall October 17, 2008
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Judas Chair

This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.

The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.
I heard that homosexuals find the Judas Chair quite pleasurefull...
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Judas Lady Gaga

''Judas'' is a song by a American recording artist by Lady Gaga.
''Judas" is a dance song that speaks of a woman in love with a man who betrays her while simultaneously embodying things that have haunted her in the past, thus representing something that was bad for her something she could not escape.
The music video for "Judas" was filmed on April 2–3, 2011, and was directed by Gaga and her creative director, Laurieann Gibson. Gaga called the filming and directing "the most exciting artistic moment of my career. It's the greatest work we've done." The following Sunday, Gaga had tweeted, "Directing Judas video with my sister @boomkack is the most exciting artistic moment of my career. It's the greatest work we've done. Day 2." Her stylist and Thierry Mugler creative director Nicola Formichetti, had tweeted previously on Saturday, "Just finished shooting our incredible day 1. We are so blessed." By Monday, Formichetti announced that the shooting for the video was over. Gibson explained the idea behind the video.

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"'Judas lady gaga is a dance song, definitely, I think 'Judas' in the traditional RedOne/Gaga vein.
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Judas missionary

Have another man make passionate love to your wife in missionary position as you gently kiss him on the cheek.
"Ronny really gave my wife a good time last night when we tried the Judas missionary"
by BillyBonzai November 14, 2018
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Judas Priest

'Judas Priest' is used as an expletive; an expression of discontent or astonishment with absolutely no disrespect to the rock band.
Judas Priest! I can't believe you're charging me that much money!
Judas Priest! Would you look at the size of her boobs!
by Balanced-Girls April 1, 2019
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Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!
by keith0824 July 18, 2010
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