Joosey

Noun - A Cockblocker.

Adjective - Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful or mournful: to feel sad cause a close friend wronged you.

Verb - When one puts down the success or fortune of others due to jealousy.

Why are you acting all joosey?

by JooseyFruit July 12, 2011

joose

Another word for juice. Usually referring to sexaul juices both male and female. Can be any good juice with a sexual overtone.

Camjoo,"She was soo hot there was camjoose everywhere"

"Come over here baby and lets share some joose"

by camjoo April 24, 2005

Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

joose

hardcore gangsta in CMG

Joose reps CMG.

by joose May 26, 2003

jooked up

Receive a good or service as a favor

jooked up is another word for getting hooked up with some shit for free

by savagetrillballinbankrobber October 23, 2010

Joosep

The best human you could meet, very talented and hot.
Big Hands, usually likes to use them for waving.
Difficult not to miss him in your life as a bestie.
It's too late for dark humor.

Joosep is a wannabe fuckboy, surely talented.

by WiStasiek November 22, 2021