jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

Jookst

the pass tense of the verb, to jooks, meaning to steal or fuck someone or something up. Can also be used to mean to get or go somewheres(i.e... I'ma jooks to QC right quick, you noodle)

Hogan gets jookst on the daily the hardest.
T Jones is about to get jookst
Tryna get JOOKST?!?!?!?!?!
So sods, Zurain gets jookst er' day!
The barn got jookst because the goats shit everywhere.
Who jookst my slammy jammy mcjamsters?!?!?
Naunched? nope! just got jookst.

by Not.A.Noodle January 12, 2010

Jookers

Jookers are anything that can be used to sanitize either yourself or objects around you.

Some examples of Jookers are: Hand Sanitizer, Toilet Paper, Disinfectant Wipes, Bleach, Ammonia, Alcohol Pads, and Rubbing Alcohol

"Hey man, did you get the jookers from the store?"

"Nah, they were all sold out. Ya know, Tuesdays! Amirite?"

by Tiktokreferencedthisthing July 24, 2020

jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 February 3, 2007

Jooko

A Jew and a koala's baby.
It is often times hard to tell between a koala and a Jooko and a Jew due to the similarity in their features

"Hey isn't that a jooko?"
"yeah it sure looks like one... big nose... a pouch to carry money in..."

by jseis June 2, 2009

jooka(s)

it can either be a complement or an insult
it is used to describe people, and things
it is an alliance at st.andrews school

a very common used word in the bahamas

"that girl, ugh, she's a jooka"
"haha you jooka, you rock!"
"jooka(s)group - jooka #1, jooka #2, soo on.."

by alipoopanoo April 10, 2010

Jookie

adj. of poor or less than acceptable quality.

Did you see those headphones broke already? Man dem tings were jookie!

by drumn4state October 17, 2008