Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 28, 2016

Jimmy big potatoes

One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.

Fuck dude theres Jimmy big potatoes im outta here.

by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019

Jimmer

One who is in range as soon as he steps off the bus.

We tried to extend our defense, but he went Jimmer on us

by Timmy the G January 13, 2011

jimmy saville

Peeeeedooooo (he will tell you to get in a white van)

Jimmy saville is a big fatpeeedo

by FJ KSW2 April 10, 2017

rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.

You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.

by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012

Jimmy Grant

The collective name given to those people who immigrate to another settlement due to the almost rhyming nature of the words 'Immigrant' and 'Jimmy Grant'.

It may also be used as a descrete derogatory term when it is often shortened to 'Jimmy'.

Customs Officer: "Hold on a second Jimmy Grant, can I see your passport?"

by Doctor N November 14, 2009

Jimmergasm

Extreme and climatic euphoria experienced while watching a short white kid repeatedly hit fade-away threes from 30 feet.

Did you see the game last night?
Ya, I had a serious Jimmergasm on that long one.
Me too. They def got jimmered!

by amosiii March 28, 2011