jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019

jimbo martin

A sexy beast who is amazing at basketballis commonly funny has a lot oh good friends loves out doors has no problem getting girls and loves his family

Wow he's good at sports!
Girls love him!
Jimbo Martin is so sexy!

Jimbo Martin is a basketball beast!

by Martin Family October 28, 2013

Jimbo Slice Surprise

A series of events in the following order:
1) Smashing a girl lumber jack style
2) You nut in her belly button

3) Take your axe to shave your chest hair
4) Sprinkle the chest hair into her cum filled belly button
5) Yell "surprise biatch"

Guy 1: It's so tough finding freaky girls that are into hairy guys.
Guy 2: You should meet my friend Lexis she loves getting the Jimbo Slice Surprise !

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

jimbo luckin

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration

"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"

by Dave November 28, 2004

jimbo hat

a slang word for a condom

I put on a jimbo hat before I get busy.

by Bill Bixler June 30, 2006

Jimbo Polando

He gotta big booty so they call him big booty.

Yankee loving, pineapple pizza hating, IPA drinking, bearded and curly headed life saving human who may or may not have good taste in tunes. 🤷🏻 ♀️

If seen in the wild they may be eating a quesorito, singing karaoke or hanging out with spongebob. Avoid all eye contact, this human is not from here. 🖖🏼

I saw Jimbo Polando down at the Taco Bell, I think he’s been working on his voice.

by Kiwi10BB November 14, 2017

JIMBO SLICE

One of the greatest rappers who ever lived , he resides in Texas and is a pioneer for DFW hip hop music!!! He is also one of the prettiest gangsters who ever lived ……he is a legend in true form

The greatest rapper alive is JIMBO SLICE

by Slice definitions August 23, 2022