The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.

"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"

by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013

Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female

Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni

by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019

Jakey

A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.

Jakey has a way with all the men

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021

jakey

he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee

jakey is perfect tf

by parrrrrrr March 4, 2021

Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.

“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”

by Truffle pig December 15, 2021

Jakey

A name for a homeless person

There was a Jakey on the side of the road

by Ok boomer February 15, 2020