J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: J.SON (Perfecting Excellence The Movement For The Angel Number "Three Hundred And Forty-Three")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

J.P. Morguean

Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".

I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.

Just shut the fuck up and make out with me

“Can you j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m.”

by ☪️Purple star-ed mask☪️ September 3, 2023

Jmo’ing

Wondering around with your head up your ass, doing absolutely nothing but pilfering and costing your employer money

Why’s he always walking around here like he owns the place? Oh he’s just Jmo’ing

by Old Ezra July 20, 2021

JMoney

JMoney is the act of taking practice in the art of smoking marijuana for pleasure and/or buisness reasons.

Examples are when one goes to JMoney in a museum bathroom or JMoneying before deep classes such as Anthropology.

by Risk December 4, 2013

jmo

Internet abbreviation for "just my opinion."

Crack sucks, but that's JMO.

by JMO December 8, 2004