Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

israel

israel is a fake country established on thousands of palestinian corpses. they invaded palestine in 1947 and killed thousands of palestinians to get into power of the land. this is terrorism.

israel is a fake state

by george l bush March 31, 2025

Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space

noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.

by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024

Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

Israel has Israeled the Palestinians for 75 years.

by The Dialectical Marxist March 11, 2024

Israeled

When you start a war and lose it

Palestinians cry over and over when they started the war, now they been israeled to the rubbles.

by DealTime101 January 29, 2024

israel

uhm. huh? ion think dat exists lol

a moment of silence for israel.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wwow,

by MR, SMD junior November 25, 2023

Israeled

The act of returning something to its original condition. To restore, rebuild and rededicate.

Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.

by OneIngloriousBasterd December 28, 2023