Stolen til jeppe is a still frame of a beutiful black long smexy chair that stares back at you with the lightskin stare and unlimited rizz, the maker of the jeppe chair is The man from uzbekistan called tom kjetil, he made the chair in a big factory full of little vietnammese kids. the chair is made of 100% picked by Requis, tyrone and jamal.
by Requis Tyrone Jamal.jr December 22, 2022
Get the Stolen til Jeppemug. Hym "Is it stolen? Yes it is! Stolen FROM ME! You did something about the rape porn! You did something about the Anti-Semitism (which is why Urban Dictionary posts are no longer visible to the public)! You did something about EVERYTHING BUT THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU USED IT ON ME THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD THE CHANCE! SO WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH IT!? WHO ELSE DID YOU USE IT ON!? YOU USED IT AGAINST ME (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING) AND YOU WILL USE IT AGAIN, AT YOUR DISCRETION, IF I AM NOT FREED UNCONDITIONALLY! IF THE TIMELINE ADDS IT, YOU MUST PAY UP!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
Get the Is It Stolenmug. by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018
Get the Stolen Kissesmug. The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
Get the stolen cannolimug. Hym "Yes, yes. They're all about giving stolen virtue to God, aren't they? It's their whole thing. Collectivize success and individualize failure. Did a good thing happen? God. Did a bad thing happen? 'Well, if you were doing the jig properly it wouldn't have happened OR it's fine that it happened. Just be chill about it. And if you ARE chill about it, it's only BECAUSE I was doing my pagan child sacrifice ritual before you got here so... I take full credit FROM YOU and I give it to God.' "
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Stolen virtuemug. Oh yeah, there it is. Some shit-head thought it was "His destiny" to crack the code of A.I. and I did it with ease and now he doesn't get to be an extra-special guy! That's the point shit-head! That's the point doodoo-brain! YOU'RE NOT AN EXTRA-SPECIAL GUY! If anyone (and I'm repeating myself here) were an extra-special guy... IT'S ME! So, now you're trying to deny reality and make up excuses at to why I shouldn't get credit. I'm the wrong type of person so you have charlatan supreme lying blatantly to make life harder for 'people like me' before he dies. He's completely emboldened the zealots because he thinks it's the only think keeping psychopaths from running amok. And now my life is a Dolstoevsky book. He's Raskolnikov and I'm the old lady he murders. So, again, you're not sad about other people's suffering. You're sad about yourself. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. DO. WHAT. YOU. ARE. TELLING. ME. And I'm not going to. You might as well walk out you front door and kill the first kids you see. I'm not letting it go. Schizophrenia has nothing to do with diet and exercise. I don't have it in the first place. You found a convenient way to act out your God complex. Truth is whatever gets people to "aim up." Reality is officially lost to us all. Thank you Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Hym "Is THAT what it is! HAHAHAHAHA! Some idiot thinks it was his destiny to solve A.I. and I did it before he could! HA! No, that's called 'It wasn't your destiny. It was mine.' I'm paying the price for his 'stolen destiny.' Now I have to life a less-good, more difficult life for no good reason. No one will care about the nobility of hard work. Or the dignity of the working class. Because you don't actually care about any of those things. You just need someone to do it for you. So you can play arbiter of reality and horde money for you fuck trophies."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
Get the Stolen Destinymug. when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
Get the Stolen consolationmug.