Adam: I can't wait to get my new iPad! I'm going to be so cool! Now people won't make fun of me for reading books!
Jack: Yeah! Now they'll just call you an Apple Geek which is WAY better than a bookworm!
Jack: Yeah! Now they'll just call you an Apple Geek which is WAY better than a bookworm!
by Applegeek January 27, 2010
1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when:
A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad
B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple
2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.
A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad
B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple
2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.
1. "whoa! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?"
2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."
2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."
by 1_uca March 13, 2005
A revolutionary tablet designed by Apple with a slick interface. It fits the gap between the iPhone and the MacBook.
by Stozball January 27, 2010
Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.
Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"
Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH
Chat: "IPAD KID"
Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH
by eurphoria March 28, 2021
Cuban Ipad Exploits
by P0larr November 25, 2020
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
by t0mt October 01, 2010
A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.
My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.
by LukesPoetryCorner April 29, 2021