Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.

I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.

by KingJx212 November 1, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

gabriel inglesias has to be investigated

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😱:gabriel inglesias has to be investigated

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.

The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.

by K0z254 August 25, 2022

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!

Federal Bureau of Investigation: a governmental agency.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

"FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 26, 2013