Internet

A place where you can find cats and porn. Based vaguely from the american word "pussy".

The internet is the only place where you can find cat porn. Unless you're a cat porn director.

by Batman0921 October 14, 2014

Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

by Brad July 29, 2003

Internet

1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier.

2.Serious business

The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!

by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011

Internet

The best thing made since electricity...

The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL

The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM!

by Finalword May 1, 2007

Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003

Internet

Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.

Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?

by Waqcku June 3, 2005

Internet

The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys ! I'm new to the internet
ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ...
9yosexygurl: BUSTED

by k0b13r December 14, 2008