Instapot

When a Mormon partakes in the sexual act of pre-marital “marinading” But cums too quickly.

Joseph and his girlfriend Mary-Ann decide to try marinading at BYU during freshman orientation and Josiah accidentally Instapots.

by Kuiperlab406 February 20, 2020

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

Instabook

(noun) Any application; in particular social media apps. (Often used by the elderly.)

“All you kids on you instabooks and your facegrams!”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022

Instaporn

Instagram porn… basically.

Person A: “hey bro, did you hear that you can’t find any instaporn now?”

Person B: “damn, that’s rough buddy

by Sheepish August 16, 2022

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023

Instabates

The combination of the words; Instant + debates. To have a short term debate or discussion on the platform instabates.com

At Instabates.com, we believe in the power of anonymous debate to foster dialogue, challenge perspectives, and build understanding. Our platform provides a dynamic space where users can engage in instant debates, chat with others, share stories, news, confessions, urgent information, secret sales, discounts on items, new album releases, and much more. With our innovative points and badge system, we aim to enhance the user experience, making every interaction rewarding and enjoyable.

I am an expert instabater who won many instabates on instabates.com

by Instabates.com April 1, 2024