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CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
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corned beef inspector

a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.
hey bert look at that corned beef girl shes fit
by popadopalis June 21, 2005
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fertile delta inspector

one who takes pride in his intercourse, by checking the area thoroughly to ensure everything is copesetic
Derek likes to dive right in...he's a crack injection specialist. as a fertile delta inspector, I put safety first
by Skottidogg April 29, 2006
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Got a date with the health inspector

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"
by Frixion fred March 17, 2019
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Clay Pipe Inspector

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector
by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003
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inspector horse's ass

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget
by Bob Jr. October 26, 2003
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Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI)

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height
by QPaulG July 9, 2022
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