turd insecurity

A public restroom phenomenon in which the turd dumper needs complete privacy in order to do their thing. The presence of another person in the adjacent stall, or even the restroom, will cause sphincters to pucker to less than a 1 cm.

This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.

Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.

His sphincter tight with turd insecurity, Steve hoped the person in the next stall would leave. In the next stall, Mark harbored the same hopes.

by Tuftskins April 30, 2009

inseminator

a.k.a. pete the meat fay. or any guy whose sperm is so strong it can permeate any known contraceptive device!!

you wore a rubber and she was on the pill and you still knocked her up!! you friggin inseminator

by Dan Grzebein Jr October 6, 2005

inseminator

Another word for penis (tallywhacker, dick, dong, prick, cock, ding-a-ling, etc.)

My Ipod reports the song, "Penis I See" by Gwar as, "Inseminator I Optically Image". How fucking queer!

by Telephony November 25, 2016

inSekur

Pronounced in-Se-ker, it is 1 of 3 words Kanye West believes are a part of the US dictionary. Assuming this word is supposed to be insecure, Kanye West's long time speech impairment or shortage of time in the studio to notice that these three words were pronounced with a speech impairment were placed into one of his ridiculously smooth flowing, awesome,unique, talented, rhythmic, original, sensual, genuine, bombtastic, tasty rhymes. To be rhymed with Cawur (Kanye West's version of Career?) and Sekur.

Kanye West - "All Falls Down" 23 seconds in

"Tell me that aint inSekur, the concept of school being so sekur, sophomore three years aint picked a cawur"

Yes this album won awards for rhymes like this.......

by Ghostbustersfreak March 24, 2010

insegrevious

From the Batman television series, 1967 episode "That Darn Catwoman" in which Commisioner Gordon holds his desk phone up to the Batphone to let Catwoman speak to Batman. Batman tells Catwoman: "Catwoman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrevious."

"Catwoman, I find you to be odious, abhorrent, and insegrevious."

by galaxip January 17, 2011

insecurr

adj: insecure, insecure, insecure

Stop being insecurr.

by JDSQ May 24, 2007

Insecticon

a great song by crystal castles. i haven't seen it on itunes so you most likely don't know it since the majority of teenagers who listen to music use itunes.
lyrics-
I, insectica
fly thru dimensia
you give me more than meets the eye
you give me more than i can't deny

a thousand eyes thru your soul
a thousand eyes over me
your power eclipses me
as i take my place beneath thee
i want to be in your colony
i want to serve your queen
for the venom through iron wings
still beats in symatry

deathray deathray you're gay deathray

straight to my heart
she tears apart
you have the right to remain in pieces
you have the right to own my heart
now i am a part of your colony
now i live to serve your queen
as the venom through iron wings
still beats in symatry

Me- Have you ever heard the song insecticon?
Other person- BANANA FUDGE.
Me-...wut?
Other person-Keh heh heh..

by Mothim October 16, 2008