The wistling tune that's performed when caught or nearly caught in the act of doing something wrong.
Johnny was doing the Innocent's Whistle when I walked in. I think he was stealing food from your fridge.
by Cookie Monster in Rehab August 13, 2008
A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
When two people are having sex, and one person continuously is saying “no” or that they don’t want to do it, but the partner is not respecting how they feel, so he is ignoring that and still has sex with them.
Robert is about to have sex with his girlfriend but she doesn’t want to do it at that time, but he ignores her and still has sex. Therefore he has commited innocent rape
by Turner1 November 19, 2020
An epic film starring Mike and Chuck Norris, that's right, two Norris's in one film... it's that good. The plot centers around Jux Jonas (Mike Norris) and his struggle to quell the rage and depression that over comes him after the death of his daughter, amy. The story follows Jux on a Bible delivery to Mexico with his friends Conrad Champlain (David White) and Oren Ames (Carey Scott) that goes horribly wrong. Their plane crashes near a small town with a horrible secret, this town is a gateway to Hell! Now it's up to them to return this town to it's previous glory, and with the rag tag group of companions they meet along the way and a pocket full of dreams, it may just be possible...
Bells of Innocence should have gotten an Emmy, but due to its poor marketing it didn't get the recognition it deserved.
"Don't sass me girl!" ~ Uncle Alexander
"Don't sass me girl!" ~ Uncle Alexander
by C. Norris fan December 24, 2005
An innocent Megan is a phony or a fake. The 'Innocent' in front of Megan is completely sarcastic as an 'Innocent Megan' is not really innocent at all. In most cases "Innocent Megan" is a polite way of calling someone a whore.
My old girl friend is such a skank. She's totally an Innocent Megan! I saw her posting ads online to jack off guys for money.
by Sandi J September 8, 2020
A sweet and naive person that needs to be protected; someone who, regardless of how promiscuous or street knowledgeable they may be, still exudes the appearance and presence of innocence
Wow, I know Logan is super sassy, but I still can't get over how much of an innocent babychild she is!
by Yesthisisnic November 4, 2014
Hym “Where was my presumption of innocence? Because unlike the retard and the whores in the brothel, I didn’t insinuate that I was doing the thing of which I was accused. And in response to the allegation that was levied against me, my question was: if I am being transferred out in response to an allegation, why was she not transferred out when she was accused (by someone other than me) of fucking the retard? I was fired for not reporting the retard sex when I was the one being told about the accusations of retard by a manager. You don’t give a fuck about the presumption of innocence. You care about protecting women regardless of guilt and you’re abusing the presumption of innocence to extrajudicially arbitrate the outcome of the situation. And there are women in prison for doing the thing I’m talking about.
by Hym Iam October 17, 2022