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Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant
Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019
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Grown Infant Boys

I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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infants

Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,

when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
infants are stupid as shit
by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020
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Noodle Infant

PastaBaby
Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?
by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011
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Infant

A type of sustenance for dogs and elderly women, commonly used in stews.
I'm prepping the ingredients for our infant soup!
by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024
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