infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.

I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.

by QuacksO January 10, 2016

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InfaPtuation

The instinctual attraction to a certain type of male/ female/or whatever the fuck, that you can't overcome because you love the idea of that type of person as the best. Mostly regarding nationality.

Pete "Dude derrin got head from that Asian girl."
Bret " no way dude I didn't know he had an InfaPtuation for the Asian ladies!"
Pete "You're fucking right he does!"

by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez March 8, 2018

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Infatuation

Loving or having passion for someone for a short period of time

She had infatuation for the for him until it faded away

by Bad Bitch 10 December 15, 2018

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Infartuation

sweet, ass-ionate love at first shite.

As I gazed longingly and lustfully at Chad's firm ass, I was smothered with primal infartuation. You could sense the attraction. It was palpable. Magnetic. Life-changing.

by roboticArrow January 22, 2020

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infatuation

observation with a cause.

"I don't know why it's consuming me because honestly all I know is infatuation's observation with a cause, but none of it is love so while I'm waiting for it..." ("I HATE EVERYBODY")

by artichu September 30, 2020

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