inverted nipples

A somewhat rare condition in males and females in which the nipples have soft/puffy aureolae and an in-turned nip. They can, however, be extroverted temporarily when aroused.

It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.

(o) Normal nipples. (o)

(-) Inverted nipples. (-)

by KtWdA November 8, 2012

Invergordon

Invergordon is basically the shit hole scum of the Earth town that nobody wants to end up in and even the residents want to leave

Ochh Invergordon is like shit
well yeah it is ?

by XxSynxGatesxX April 26, 2011

rectocranial inversion

Having your head up your ass.

I had a bad case of rectocranial inversion when I did that.

by Bill Kirby August 21, 2003

Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019

Inverpal

The inverse of the name Paul; value of 1 ÷ Paul.

When we put Paul to the exponent of negative one, he became Inverpal

by jamayers January 9, 2011

iJever

A fucking twat who thinks he is a fish, but clearly isn't. He just sits on Twitter all day trying to be cool and going on about how 'chicks dig him' but really he loves cock. She/he has some problem with the boyband One Direction and starts on them and the One Direction family (who I must say, bloody rule) But members of One Direction such as the sexy Louis Tomlinson own iJever and his 12 year old ass. He also thinks he looks like Justin Bieber but really looks like someone has been sick and made a face out of their vomit.

iJever- "Omg i'm so amazing. Omg Ima fish!"
Everyone else- "No."

by ijeverthedick April 20, 2011

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008