indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.

Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go

by Fhockey January 12, 2017

Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

indoor running

Walking or running inside one's residence to break stagnation and improve digestion.

I did indoor running—especially at night, in the small house I rented in Pharr, Texas I moved my bed away from the wall and ran around the house daily.

by but for September 27, 2018

indoor running

Running inside one's residence to break stagnation and improve digestion.

In the small house I rented in Pharr, Texas I moved my bed away from the wall and did indoor running—especially at night.

by but for September 27, 2018

Indoor skin

Skin that is soft, especially hands, denoting they have lived a comfortable life.

This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.

by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024

Indoor Greens

The best company to get your home garden made from. They will make it and maintain it better than anyone can.

Your garden looks so swanky! Sure Indoor Greens is at work here.

by Fishtray November 25, 2021