A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.
by KDiamond October 15, 2007
The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.
Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
by lil.wayne March 9, 2019
Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
by Huge Murph February 24, 2009
Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021
emily: “i wish you would pay more attention to me”
man: “wallet bitch” *throws wallet in emily’s face*
man: “wallet bitch” *throws wallet in emily’s face*
by camcam4 December 31, 2022
A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.
Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010