Bed

The place used for sleeping but it’s main purpose is for sex.

I want to make love with you on this bed Jennifer!

by Sad Piggie October 18, 2019

Bed

It is the thing your mom and dad fought in to make you fighting means shoving a cock up ya arse

Creepy man:oh hey sexy, wanna get in my bed to have sex?
Woman:you wanna fight?
Woman realises his cock's as small as yours:👁👄👁

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Bed

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.

Damn imma go to bed with her.

by Oooooolalala March 25, 2019

Bed

Where Austin fucks his cat

Austin fucked his cat in bed

by Pepper and Ham January 29, 2019

Bed

Where kade fucks his cat

Kade... were you fucking your cat in your bed again? Get a girlfriend bitch!

by Funnygirlincanada January 29, 2019

annoying bed

A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"

by DeKnees August 17, 2020

Bed Vulcan

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.

I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.

by bored2009 July 28, 2009