Impossible Situp

When someone (a male) is passed out on their back, you take off your pants and stand with one leg on either side of their torso, with your bare ass in the direction of their face. You then punch them in the groin with a degree of force, and they will sit up abruptly, getting a face full of your bare ass.

Fuck, Josh made me do an impossible situp last night and I swear, I can still taste his ass.

by Cacophonous Mischief January 25, 2010

The Impossible Project

Next generation instant films. They bought out the polaroid factory when it closed and sold all the old film to make money to make there new films. (PX series.)

a.k.a They make polaroid film!

Cindy: Where can i buy film for my polaroid camera?

Jesus: Go to the impossible project! www.theimpossibleproject.com

by Reverend Bip Bop August 14, 2010

Impossible

1. not being able to accomplish something, EVER!
2. Dylan loving jade more

its IMPOSSIBLE for dylan to love jade more :D

by hsadsad July 22, 2009

Impossible

Dolly Parton hiding behind a tree

Damn thats impossible! Dolly parton is hiding behind the tree with those big titties

by not tellin u June 28, 2003

Impossible

A meaningless word.

Nothing is impossible.

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003

impossible

The word to define somebody who is not possible to win with.

Tiago is very impossible.

by the lion September 26, 2006