Immortal

the type of person that the snail approaches

try and run if you wish but the inevitability of the snail will never let you truly rest

immortal snail: you cannot stop me.

by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021

Immortal Rizz

When you have so much rizz (ability to pull) you still have it when you die

Guy 1:"Broo watch me rizz up this girl"
Guy 2:"If you can do that you got immortal rizz"

by Demo-X January 30, 2023

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.

After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.

by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

Homo immortalis omnipotent

The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent

Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent

by Raumship One March 19, 2021

Immortal house of pancakes

A pancake house funded and run by the music legends abbath, horgh, and demonaz of the country music group immortal. The restaurant is most popularly noted for having exemplary eggs and sausage, and for the fact that the building itself is made of frozen ogre piss.

I ate at the Immortal house of pancakes and it was fucking cold inside.

by incipitsathanas April 6, 2008

import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

by zutroy April 18, 2004

Imported American Cheese

A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.

by MR2 December 15, 2008