you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.

You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.

by msn87 December 18, 2012

Index Itch

The act of using an anti-itch cream to settle down the itch on ones trigger finger.

A: "Man, Dave had to go to Walgreens twice last night for his index itch!"

B: "Tommy needed a bottle of itch cream. He said if he didnt get it A.S.A.P. he might take me out!"

C: "Pass the strap, THERE OUT OF GOLD BOND!!!!!"

by BURK-DOG November 27, 2006

Itchy Ball Syndrome

When the testicles become itchy and a scratch is needed. IBS stands for itchy ball syndrome. Only happens in males.

Person 1; I have ibs today

person 2: would you like me to help?

Person 3: I know someone who can help with your Itchy Ball Syndrome.

by Japher February 3, 2010

Jock Itch

Jock itch is a medical condition that occurs around the testicals and weiner. Jock itch is typically found in males, as males have penises and girls have vaginas(See Great White Sharks).

The origin of the itch occurs as sweat, oils, and dirt are rubbed between the junk and the thigh. This forms "Duck Butter." Duck Butter, when at the proper temperature, is feasted upon by fungus. As we know, fungus grows in dark, moist, and temperate conditions. As this fungus grows, the leaves and branches tickle the the areas around ones genitals and creates Jock Itch.

A three-month loaf of bread looks like Jock Itch.

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

shit itch

The itch your anus gets if you haven't wiped properly after doing a poo

"Man, I have to go take a shower, I've got the worst shit itch"

"Why are you scratching your arse, have you got worms?"
"No, its just shit itch"

by Ang & Dave July 30, 2006

uckfay ouyay itchbay

In Pig Latin, uckfay ouyay itchbay means "Fuck you Bitch.) Often used amongst friends who are familiar with the rules of Pig Latin (generally teenagers, new parents, single Moms, single Dads) essentially anyone who is attempting to hide and/or mask their curse words. Examples of such efforts: out of respect for other people and/or to refrain from punishment for the use of perceived atrocious language. That is perhaps taking for granted the person or people listening don't know or understand Pig Latin.

Rebellious teen: "Mom, would it be ok to stay the night at Ashley's house?"(Insert obnoxious tone, used to beg for permission) "Please?"

Mom (who wasn't born yesterday): "Remind me... is this the Ashley who's traveling through Europe with her parents right now? I'm quite certain you aren't planning on flying to Europe tonight. Nice try."

Rebellious teen: "Do you have the whole town on speed dial?Jeez."
(Teen thinks another lie will solve this issue, so she can stay at Tommy's house instead.)

Mom retorts: "Right, I also heard that you've been hanging out with that older boy, Tommy. He has a reputation for having Herpes (amongst who knows what else.) So you aren't going to see him tonight. I'm on to you."

Rebellious teen: "uckfay ouyay itchbay - (and pretends to cough.

Mom: "What was that dear?"

Rebellious teen: "I was just practicing my German. I said that your hair looks pretty."

Mom: "Oh...thanks. Pig Latin is still around? I remember those days."

Rebellious teen: "Oh itshay." (Meaning 'Oh shit')

by pissed_off_unicorn April 7, 2017

itchy stick

Back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have a spot on my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020