internet 

pornography's best friend

Tom:I looked up porn on the internet
Jack:What else is the internet good for

internet by moraun March 3, 2005

Internet 

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.

My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.

Internet by Cloud November 16, 2003

Internet 

Hell

It's too late. You can no longer turn back. You logged on to the Internet and now you're trapped here with us.

Internet by princessddalgi June 14, 2017

Internet 

A shithole full of hormonal and depressed teenagers wearing masks of irony and sarcasm.

Jeepers, the internet sure sucks.

Internet by Romulus420 July 1, 2021

Internet 

A place for serious buisness.

The internet is serious buisness.

Internet by Sionofdarkness. September 26, 2005

Internet 

A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.

The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.

Internet by C-can October 18, 2003

Internet 

Short for: Inter connected network

I'm addicted to the Internet.

Internet by genny May 25, 2004